But don’t worry; you don’t have to come up with these funny St. Patty’s Day jokes on your own. We rounded up 100 of the funniest St. Patrick’s Day jokes of all time—from jokes about rainbows and about Ireland to ones about four-leaf clovers and Guinness. And even though some of these Irish jokes for St. Patrick’s Day are super-cheesy, we promise they’ll only add to your fun. Below are the 100 best and funniest St. Patrick’s Day jokes we could come up with that are sure to get you giggling.
100 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
- Why did the leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o
- What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow
- What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Sham-rock ‘n’ roll
- What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? BOOs
- What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy long legs
- When does a leprechaun cross the street? When it turns green
- What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Claus
- What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover
- What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky Charms
- Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? It was too far to walk
- What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team? Shortstop
- What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat? A streprechaun
- What did one Irish ghost say to the other? Top O’ the moaning to ya 14. What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock
- What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day? Brag-pipes
- When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Erin. Erin who? Erin as fast as I could, but I couldn’t catch the leprechaun.
- How does a leprechaun work out? By pushing his luck
- What’s long and green and only shows up once a year? The St. Patrick’s Day parade
- What does a leprechaun call a man wearing green? A green giant 21. Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? They like to “go” first-class
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clover. Clover who? Clover here and I’ll tell you.
- How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter
- What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home? A lepre-condo
- How old are leprechauns? So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white
- Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? To keep from falling into the stew
- What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation? A lot of small talk
- Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers? They prefer left-clovers
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ireland. Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.
- Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy
- What does Ireland have more of than any other country? Irishmen
- What’s Dwayne Johnson’s Irish nickname? The Sham-Rock 33. How do musicians show off to their crush on Saint Patrick’s Day? By serenading them with brag-pipes
- Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short
- When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day? In the dictionary
- What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine? A lepre-coin
- What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns? Wee-cyclers
- What is Irish and left on the lawn? Paddy O’Furniture
- What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A sham-rock
- How did the leprechaun go to the moon? In a sham-rocket
- Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming? They’re really into green living
- How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut
- What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant? He was the short-order cook
- How did the Irish Jig get started? Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms
- What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is going barefoot
- How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy
- Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game? They refuse to leave the green
- What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas? A pot of coal
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pat. Pat who? Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.
- What do you call a bad Irish dance? A jig mistake
- Knock, Knock Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
- Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck
- What should you say to someone running a St. Patty’s Day marathon? Irish you luck
- Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog
- Who is St. Patrick’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern
- Why are so many leprechauns gardeners? Because they have green thumbs
- What would St. Patrick order to drink at a Chinese restaurant? Green tea
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
- Why are leprechauns hard to get along with? They are short-tempered
- What type of spells do Irish witches cast? Lucky charms
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Saint. Saint who? Saint no time for questions, open the door!
- What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow? A potty gold
- What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day? Short ribs
- What’s the name of a popular Irish dance move? The shamrock shake
- What did the leprechaun tell his neighbor on March 17? Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day
- Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins? Because they’re green
- How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They are hard to find
- What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart? I only have eyes for you
- Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day? They’re always wearing green
- What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer? You too?
- Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it? Because it has two banks
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boy. Boy who? Boy do I love St. Patty’s Day!
- How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? By holding a lepreconcert
- Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side
- What did the Irish referee say at the end of the soccer match? Game clover
- Why do leprechauns make great secretaries? They’re good at shorthand
- What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shay
- What is a nuahcerpel? Leprechaun spelled backward
- Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party? An Irish Setter
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish I could find a four-leaf clover.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
- What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast? Green eggs and ham
- Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team? In a little league
- How do you pay for soft drinks on Saint Patty’s Day? With soda bread
- What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song? Patty Cake
- What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea? He gets wet
- What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland? Grape Britain 88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leper Leper who? Lepon con and I’m here to pinch you.
- What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog? A little man having a hopping good time
- What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pat. Pat who? Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!
- Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? Because he already had a pot of gold
- What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Potto. Potto who? Potto gold.
- Why don’t women want to get engaged on St. Patrick’s Day? They don’t want to get a “sham rock”
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cora. Cora who? Coran beef and cabbage.
- What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s? A Shamrock shake
- What did St. Patrick say to the snakes? He told them to hiss off
- What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con
- What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover? That you have too much time on your hands Check out…St. Patrick’s Day History50+ St. Patrick’s Day Recipes130 Irish Blessings25+ St. Patrick’s Day Crafts for Kids100 Irish Baby Names
